marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

(via coelasquid)


(via pollums)


I have been productive enough for one day I think.


Got some new shoes

Got some new shoes


I’m cleaning but it looks like I’m just making a mess…


I bought a lot of muffins today.


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

(via daintyfuck)


me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via spinikus)


batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via pollums)


agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

(via moretothink)